Showing posts with label Family Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Family Funnies. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Funny Fish Stories

Ok ya'll - there is never a dull moment in my life and I can PROVE it!

Tori found my old fish tank a couple of weeks ago. Her room is a beach theme, so I had placed the empty tank in her room in case we wanted to get her some fish this summer. So a couple weekends back, we all head to Petsmart to grab her a couple of fish. We got a silver Molly.... and a red Mickey. We figured we'd see how long they lived -and then go back for more later this summer.

As the lady was picking us a Molly - she asked Tori if she wanted a girl fish or a boy fish... at which point my eyebrows went haywire trying to figure out how you can tell the difference! oh well.... Tori wanted a girl...  So we get the fish, get some food and head home.

As soon as we release the fish into the tank, I get a closer look at "Leda" - the silver molly. She's lookin' mighty PREGNANT ...round. So I joke with my husband that maybe she's just a "healthy eater"  *wink wink*. He jokes back that maybe that's how the petsmart lady knew she was a girl.

Ya'll... I kid you not - within hours... this fish had spit babies all over our tank. I'm talking LOTS of babies. Thankfully (and also unfortunately) we had put river rocks in the bottom of the tank instead of gravel - so the babies immediately went to hide in the river rocks. But this also kept us from getting a good count of how many there were. We found upwards of 12 dead on the bottom - and the final count of live babies - were 21!  21 NEW FISH! Holy cow! Upon further research - Mollys can have up to 40 babies at one time!!! O...M...G. Heaven help us.

So a friend of mine from work let us borrow a spare tank so that we could separate the adults, because they eat their young - and we had to get baby fish food... yes, there IS such a thing. I'd never heard of it either. CrAzInEsS, I tell you.

Here's the really scary part.... after several months, the babies will be big enough to start breeding!!!! OH GOD NO!!! We only have a 10 gallon tank! Wow... the life of me.  Us Jamesons... we never have a dull moment.

Anyone need some fish???

This was literally minutes before our tank blew up with babies. 

Sunday, October 21, 2012

The Pregnancy Test

So Friday evening after dinner, I started feeling REALLY light headed and nauseated. I attribute it to WAY much sugar intake for the day. I did really good all week and drank solely water, and Friday.... we'll just say a leaped off the wagon and didn't look back.

Saturday morning, I wake up nauseated again and still light headed. It couldn't possibly be because we woke up and headed straight for the nearest donut place to ingest MORE sugar. So after much speculation from friends on facebook about the possibility of me being pregnant (which I'm not...for the record)... my husband wakes up this morning and downloads a silly pregnancy test app on his iphone. (He must have been dreaming about it last night.)

Here are MY results:
Negative
Here are my HUSBANDS results:
uhh.... honey?!
So needless to say, I've been joking with him all morning about it. He's probably regretting downloading the silly app since I've made so much fun out of it. HAHA! Guess that means no heavy lifting for the next 9 months! I should also probably stock up on all his favorite snacks in preparation for the late night cravings. LOL. ok... ok... I'll stop.   **I'm gonna go rub his belly and talk to the baby now.